From political bulletin boards to beauty product chat rooms, adult Miss Bimbo fans rage on about news reports and parent groups they say have it totally wrong. Grown-up players unable to access either Ma Bimbo or Miss Bimbo’s online forums are forced to complain elsewhere. Wishing to remain anonymous to other Miss Bimbo gamers, Sweet Potato’s keeper isn’t alone in her annoyance. “This sucks!” Sweet Potato’s keeper recently told Netiquette. And if Sweet Potato doesn’t get a “dose” of milk, her creator will have to shell out valuable “Bimbo dollars” to bring her trampy avatar back from the dead. Unfortunately, since big media started heralding Miss Bimbo as the catalyst of destruction for the young female psyche, Web traffic continues to crash both the recently released English version of the site, and the French originator, Ma Bimbo. On the contrary, like a lot of other adults, she enjoys her daily 20-minute foray into the amateurishly-designed Web world where plastic surgery, body image, boyfriends and trampy clothes earn her Attitude points like Dungeon & Dragons for Paris Hilton-esque celebutards. It’s not that Sweet Potato’s adult keeper is bored with Miss Bimbo, which is allegedly geared towards the ‘tween set. And as Sweet Potato is already “waif thin,” in keeping with the game, she doesn’t have a lot of extra calories to burn. But her 30-something real-world keeper hasn’t visited the animated trollop in days. Occasionally, her corporeal creator allows Sweet Potato a pear to take the edge off. Ever since all this “Save the children!” hysteria started over Miss Bimbo, the online game site where she resides, the poor virtual paper doll hasn’t had a thing to eat. We’ll keep playing and let you know if anything pops up (or down).‘What parent lets a 7 or 9-year-old on a site with ‘bimbo’ in the name?’ We’re also told our target weight is 127 (we start at 127.6) and our first “goal” is to “change drab hairstyle to become a popular blonde with cool pigtails.” Our happiness is at 99 percent, but as Wall Street is proving these days, what’s up must come down. We’re told we have to feed her to keep her alive. When we logged in for the first time, our cartoon Barbie-esque bimbo appeared in a bra and panties.
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Also, though registration requires a parent’s e-mail, our “parents” got no confirmation while the Cut did. First, the site’s hella slow and they forgot to translate some bits from French to English.
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Since it’s free and we’re well past the impressionable age of 16, we registered on Miss Bimbo to assess its awfulness. A lot of children will get caught up with the extremely damaging and appalling messages,” said a doctor who treats girls ages 8 to 18 with eating disorders. “This is as lethal as pro-anorexia Websites. Jacquart recently moved to London and established a company that pimps the site in the U.K., where he’s attracted 200,000 members, upsetting people left and right. Founded by Nicholas Jacquart, Miss Bimbo began in France where it’s racked up 1.2 million players. have in fact infiltrated the under-12 age bracket, proving that putting them on the covers of teen magazines was probably a bad idea. So in case there was any doubt, Paris Hilton & Co. Competing against other children they earn “bimbo dollars” to buy plastic surgery, diet pills, facelifts, lingerie and fashionable nightclub outfits. The London Times reports: Players keep a constant watch on the weight, wardrobe, wealth and happiness of their character to create “the coolest, richest and most famous bimbo in the world”.
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Members register for free on the site and are given a simulated “bimbo” to care for. Miss Bimbo is an online game that allows girls ages 9 to 16 to compete to become top “bimbo.” We’re not joking.
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